Hi everybody! It's time for what you all have been waitin' for, it's time for me to do my own haul. Yeah, that's right - Pelle is going to show y'all what's cracking on the shopping side of life. So I just went to the local Ica affär and bought myself some "nödvändigt ont". Things you need to stay clean... like fresh/ren.
Without further introduction, here you have the
First out we have the Garnier Fructis Nordic Strengthening Volume Shampoo New Care Hair Pure whatever-the-fuck. I'd bought this 'cause the bottle was green like Shrek. And I always look, feel and smell like a ogre.
And of course I'd to buy one of these things, a "klädvårdsrulle". 'Cause I let my pubes loose the other day and my apartment have been like a nukleär katastrofzon ever since. Only with less strålning and more pubes.
It's summer time and I am konstant svettig in my right armpit. Since I am the master of armpit 6, it's A och O to keep that particular area extra fresh. And I feel like the Nives Men Dry Impact doesn't interfere with the pleasure all that much. It also smells of dry semen and chemicals.
Bla bla bla long name, manly box. I shave my beard and this product helps me from gettin' those darn "skäggfinnar". I also find this L'Oréal crap to be useful during mastrubation. It's true! And I'm worth it.
Ever since I turned 25 I have had regular ilningar på tänderna. A sign of ålderdom perhaps, I dunno. But what I do know is that this toothpaste helps. Sensodyne Fresh Gel, a gel for your mouth not your hair.
To celebrate last weeks långhelg, I bought this. Every great weekend should start with you buying a large set of toilet paper. This brand goes easy on you bum hole, last a really long time and doesn't tear in the middle of wipeing. Remember: a poop free finger is a hygienic finger, ready to be used.
That's all, nerds! I hope you liked this inlägg. It'll probably never happen again.